if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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