I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
