Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
