you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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