I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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