As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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