But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
love makes seman taste better
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
tell me about the eggs
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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