So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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