I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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