That's intense
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
