so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize
