I skipped work to stalk him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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