Already got asked if we're dating
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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