It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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