i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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