it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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