They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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