I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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