I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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