it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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