i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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