the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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