I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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