Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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