How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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