Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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