I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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