And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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