he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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