I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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