my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
