i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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