So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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