Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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