just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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