in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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