Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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