I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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