If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize