R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
there's paper in my vomit.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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