Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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