Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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