Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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