his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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