Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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