when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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