their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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