Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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