his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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