plz talk dirty to me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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