I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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