it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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