He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
