Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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