brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dick very happy bro
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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