Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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