That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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