I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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